*The NY Jets is now in the business of handing out child support bonuses to bring in new players. Their newest cornerback, Antonio Cromartie, signed with the team recently and received a $500,000 advance just to get the baby mamas off his ass.
Cromartie comes to the team a fast, strong, young 25-year old fresh out of Tallahassee, Fl., with seven children on his hip. But, the seven have to wait for daddy to come to town on the same trail he made them on. (more…)