Morris O'Kelly

*Mo’Kelly did a triple-take when he read the following editorial…Opposed to Obamacare?  Then You Must Be a Racist.  Given it was published on a conservative website, it wasn’t hard to figure out the sarcasm and just what conclusion would be awaiting at the end of the column.

In truth, the writer could’ve simply begun and ended with the title and written the phrase, “it’s not true” in the middle.  The effectiveness of the point would have been the same, as in “very little.”

But lo and behold, Mo’Kelly gets to the byline of the editorial and reads the following:

“Mr. Sajak is the host of “Wheel of Fortune” and PatSajak.com.”

Pat Sajak…THAT Pat Sajak?  He’s writing political editorials?!  The guy heretofore whose literary contributions amounted to questions on whether I want to “buy a vowel” or admonished folks to “check the used letter board” before selecting a consonant is waxing rhapsodic on the evolving healthcare debate?!

Really?!

Oh, it gets better.

In Sajak’s editorial, he chastises Frank Rich of the New York Times (former theater critic) for suggesting that the foundation of the resentment towards President Obama and his healthcare reform is rooted in race.

Rich’s editorial can be found HERE.

Mo’Kelly won’t even get into some protracted discussion as to the vociferous Tea Party contingent’s actions.  Their “N-word” bombs say all that needs to be said.  If you think it’s any coincidence that the ignorance flaunted by Tea Party and the Birthers is identical, it’s not.  They’re the exact same people.   If you recognize one or two or 200 people in various Tea Party videos who also happen to belong to that “unnamed” militia stockpiling arms, living in rural “wherever”…don’t be surprised.  They’re the exact same people.

You mean to tell Mo’Kelly that after invading Iraq under false pretenses and unprecedented American spending in the era of George Bush, these “radicals” would have you believe that healthcare reform rightly inspires more anger and vitriol?

Sajak, you’re saying this is a “principled” debate being waged by the Right?

Game Show Host please…

These people all of a sudden became radical “fiscal conservatives” the moment President Obama announced his plan for healthcare reform and are willing to go to jail because of their beliefs?  And by the way, 4,400 American servicemen and women died in Iraq and no Congresspeople have been spat upon or called “N*****” in the 7 intervening years.

So much for “principled” dissent and debate.

You know, the war that helped bankrupt the nation?  THAT war?  Just wanted to put that out there for all of you “fiscal conservatives who happen to be against healthcare reform for reasons OTHER than race.”

Of course Frank Rich is right.  But Mo’Kelly digresses, this is about Pat.

Instead of creating some well-crafted rebuttal to Sajak and skewering his arguments accordingly, Mo’Kelly will simply let Sajak’s words do most of the talking.  Mo’Kelly in response will do all of the laughing.

“Now, however, Mr. Rich opines on political and social issues for the Times, and, while the results are usually mildly amusing (even if unintentionally so), his reach has grown a bit, so the damage he causes can travel beyond the footlights. I’m not sure why anyone turns to Rich for political analysis—heck, you might as well read the rantings of a TV game show host—but the Gray Lady continues to pay him for his weekly column, and, at the rate she’s bleeding money, that’s no small sacrifice.”

It’s a good thing that Sajak realizes the inherent absurdity in his own “TV Game Show host rantings.”  The difference is, Rich IS a journalist.  Sajak…not so much.  He’s a former weatherman…er “meteorologist” You Pat, made a living pointing at Vanna White playing a modified version of electric hangman.  “We writers” would call your assertion a “specious argument” or in Wheel of Fortune speak…the phrase “comparing apples and oranges.”

Newspaper columnists (even ex-theater ones) are paid to offer opinionated analysis.

Game show hosts are not.  Know your place Pat and stay in your lane.

The next thing you know, Wink Martindale and Alex Trebek will be guests of George Stephanopoulos chiming in on the effectiveness of TARP. I mean, let’s be real.  Wouldn’t the former host of Tic, Tac, Dough be a credible economic opinion-leader?

Uh…no.  Know your place Pat.  You point, Vanna turns.  That’s the deal.  It’s in your contract.

Sajak continues…

“So that’s it. It’s just a bunch of scared, white males who would yelp about anything this gang came up with. As Rich makes clear, this is merely a replay of the opposition to the Voting Rights Act of 1964. You get it? If you express opposition to the bill, you’re a racist, sexist homophobe.”

It’s an oversimplification, but you’re warm Pat.  The Voting Rights Act of 1964 had only ONE “no” vote in the Senate – Strom Thurmond.

STROM THURMOND.

You do the math.

What Sajak fails to acknowledge or understand is that debate and disagreement are always acceptable in American discourse.  This is about intimidation and fear…tactics also employed during the Civil Rights movement to discourage legitimate discussion and debate.

“Welcome to post-racial America, where those who oppose a piece of legislation must defend themselves against the scurrilous charges of a man who seems much better suited to reviewing “Cats.”  This was a particularly shameful column, and the millions of Americans who oppose this legislation are owed an apology.”

Oh Game Show Host PLEASE!

No he didn’t!  The Game Show Host did NOT just impugn the qualifications of the true journalist, with a show business diss?!  Really, he didn’t just do that did he?  He demanded an apology too…on behalf of the “offended?”

If Frank Rich (the journalist) is “better suited to reviewing Cats” what does that say about the “game show host” who wasn’t even the best host in the history of his OWN game show?  Somebody get Chuck Woolery on the phone.  He needs to see this!

Pat Sajak…Mo’Kelly knows Chuck Woolery.  (Best Lloyd Bentsen voice)  Sajak…You are no Chuck Woolery.

Wait…Mo’Kelly needs a moment to recollect himself.

BUWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(wait…almost composed)

Sajak said WHAT?!!!

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He’s killing me!!!

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Make the 2nd best Wheel of Fortune game show host stop!

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

(wiping drool from shirt)

OK, Mo’Kelly’s back.

Mr. Sajak,

If we go back and watch the video of the Little Rock Nine making their way into Central High School in 1957, notice the “N*****” taunts, the spitting and endless intimidation.  Much of that should seem vaguely familiar.

Let’s also acknowledge the fact that death threats against President Obama are up more than 400% as compared to President Bush.  Up 400% BEFORE the healthcare debate started, and President Obama mind you won his election to office fair and square, not needing his brother the Florida governor to “allegedly” help seal the deal.  We can’t even fathom the percentage increase in the weeks since the ratcheting up of the Tea Party rhetoric.

Animosity?  Not about race you say?

Game Show Host please…

Sajak closed with…

“Let’s yell and scream if we want to. But would it be too much to ask that we approach the matter based on its merits and leave the psychobabble to Dr. Phil?”

Sure…just as long as the 2nd best host in the history of Wheel of Fortune leaves the editorial commentary to the trained professionals.

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