Dennis Haysbert turns 56 today
Just like the headline says, this page/board is where you can discuss the stuff that we didn’t cover in today’s issue. (It’s sort of like feedback with a twist) Remember, NO name calling, racial taunting, graphic sex talk and vulgarity in general, PLEASE.
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EUR MOTIVATIONAL NOTE
Today’s ‘Live Better With Willie Jolley’ Tip: The ‘Ole Country Dog
Good Morning. Today’s LIVE BETTER TIP for Success is focused on helping you Turn Your Setbacks Into Greenbacks!
Most people don’t live their dreams because they would rather sit around, complain, and bemoan their state rather than fight for their dreams. Folks, you should never complain about what you allow. You have a choice! I’ll share a story with you that illustrates this point.
There was a man walking down a country road. He walked past a porch, where an old farmer was sitting in his rocking chair, and next to him was a dog that was howling and making all sorts of noise. The man walked up to the farmer and asked, ‘‘Why is that dog howling and making so much noise?’’ The farmer said, ‘‘Because he’s sitting on a nail.’’ The man said, ‘‘Why doesn’t he get up?’’ and the farmer said, ‘‘ ’Cause it don’t hurt bad enough!
Don’t complain about what you allow. You have a choice. You should choose where you want to go in life. You can…if you want to! Choose to be GREAT!
Visit my website at www.williejolley.com for your free motivational e-book and make this a great day!
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
June 2: Actor Dennis Haysbert is 56. Rapper B-Real of Cypress Hill is 40. Comedian Wayne Brady is 38. Actor Deon Richmond (“Van Wilder,” ”Scream 3″) is 32.
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BLACK HISTORY
June 2, 1899: Black Americans observed day of fasting called by National Afro-American Council to protest lynching and racial massacres. (Source: www.BlackFacts.com)
Today’s CHOCOLATE JAM is “After the Dance” by Marvin Gaye
Good morning family. What it do?
Morning almond tarts.
What’s shaking chocolate people?
My boobies!
Love it
Whatchu working with lady?
My Chocolate booty!! *back that thang up!!*
Good morning all.
Good morning to you and your twinz!!
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OMAHA, Neb. — People who need help keeping their homes clean can pay
$300 to have a nude woman do the house work, KETV-TV in Omaha
reported.
Flyers for Kia Carroll’s Odd’z and En’z Janitorial Service say the
business charges $85 for fully-clothed cleaning and $300 for nude,
full-service cleaning.
One of Carroll’s ads showed up in Annette Ellis’ mailbox.
“I read it over again and againm and then I shared it with my husband.
I said, ‘This ain’t nothing but legalized prostitution,’” Ellis said.
“You know, some wife is going to come home from work one day and see a
cleaning service there and it ain’t going to be nice,” said Ellis.
Carroll said that, in today’s economy, she’s just trying to set her
business apart. She realizes it sounds like she’s offering more than
dusting and vacuuming.
“It would sound like that, like I’m soliciting prostitution, but I’m
not,” she said.
Carroll said it’s a combination cleaning, entertainment and party
service. Some of her employees are dancers, and if they choose to
engage in sex with their clients, that’s their business.
“We are strongly set on that we are not soliciting sex, and we are
strictly here to clean. If you want something other, you’re going to
have to take that up with that person there, but I don’t condone that
at all,” Carroll said.
So is the business legal? Omaha City Prosecutor Marty Conboy said it
depends. He said if a business has a pretense for prostitution, then
it may be in violation of Nebraska law. He also said nude performances
for pay are also illegal under the state’s obscenity statute.
Carol said if her nude cleaning service is operating outside the law,
she will change her business strategy. For now, however, she said
she’s just trying to make a living.
Good Day ALL!! Enjoy the blessings of the day!!
Hail Mary!
Serena about to lose, dayum.
hello everyone.
If I’m not mistaken Serena was playing the girl who beat Justin Henin. She must be on a roll. Congrats to her.
Serena, if you need some consoling I got the forehand, the backhand, I can hit it with topspin, I know a lotta strokes! ;o)
Hey guys I bought a pretty purple swimsuit from old navy this weekend. I just couldn’t spend $/00+ for something worn under mr coverall. Speaking of coveralls, I bought a real sexy one also.
I am going to start calling Jazzfan Clarence Carter.
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin’
Now when I start making love to my woman
I don’t stop until I know she’s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
‘Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She’d say: ‘Jazzfan, Jazzfan, Jazzfan,
Jazzfan, ooooh shit, Jazzfan’
The other night I was strokin’ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
‘Stroke it Jazzfan, but don’t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain’t tight enough, you can stick it up my…’ WOO!
I be strokin’ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin’
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
Somebody strokin’ up in here?