*Tiger Woods has just set another record, and it has nothing to do with golf.

The athlete now has the distinction of paying out the biggest divorce settlement ever seen in a celebrity split — as Elin Nordegren, 30, stands to pocket a record $750 million, The Sun reported Wednesday.

Also part of the deal…Tiger is banned from letting his future girlfriends near their two children, 3-year-old daughter Sam and 1-year-old Charlie. In return, Elin can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and the countless others.

According to The Sun, Nordegren got the amount she originally sought after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought. Her friend explained: “Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets. The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot.”

The friend continued: “Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.”

According to The Sun, Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody. This means Woods will share decisions about their future — so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden. Woods will be allowed to see the kids for up to half of each week. He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children — plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.