*There’s a cop out there right now really kicking himself for being a cheap date.

He’s probably thinking, “If only I would’ve sprung for that hotel room none of this would be happening right now.”

Dummy! What were you thinking?

And don’t let it come out that she was a hooker! Then the shizzle will hit the fizzle fo’ shizzle. (more…)

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