*There’s a cop out there right now really kicking himself for being a cheap date.
He’s probably thinking, “If only I would’ve sprung for that hotel room none of this would be happening right now.”
Dummy! What were you thinking?
And don’t let it come out that she was a hooker! Then the shizzle will hit the fizzle fo’ shizzle. (more…)
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