*Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.  :-)

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and GRANDchildren so they can understand your texts:

ATD: At The Doctor’s

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can’t get up

CGIP: Can’t get IT up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

CHFM: Click HERE for more  :-)