*The people you are getting ready to see are auditioning for someone, but it obviously wasn’t American Idol.  They range from scary to mysteriously untalented to C’MON SON!

There is no way in hell that any of these people would make it on to a stage other than that of a side show act at a circus or something.

But God bless ‘em for having the courage to try and live their dream. (more…)