*This story would’ve made it into the Jokey Jokes column had the story not taken on serious medical credibility.  The headline is just as it reads.

Like most, a woman goes to the dentist to get some work done and wakes up speaking funny.  But, in her case, after the swelling and anesthetic wore off, she sounded like she was in some village in Ireland.

The only thing she needed to do was add some popular phrases to her speech like “Top o’ the mornin’ to ya!” and she would’ve been shipped back across the water for not having her proper papers. (more…)