Pink Visual's blueprint for 2012 apocalyptic bunker

*Some around the world are preparing for an apocalyptic catastrophe to hit some time next year, even porn creators.

In the porn capital of the U.S., Sin, er, San Fernando Valley, Calif., porn production studio, Pink Visual is in the middle of building a post-apocalyptic underground bunker in the event of a global event.

But it’s going to be more than just a bomb shelter. It’s going to be a catastrophe proof survivalist enclave with fully-stocked bars, a huge performing stage and a sophisticated production studio.

Now they are prepared for anything, especially keeping the porn industry alive.

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”

And by the way, if there is a terrible event, rest assured you will have access to the porn studio’s website for all of your visual sexual needs.