*Kris Humphries’ marriage to Kim Kardashian may have gone sour and he may still be weathering the NBA lockout, but there is some good news—Chippendales has offered the 6 ft. 5” New Jersey Nets player a job in Vegas as a shirtless dancer.
Ladies could soon get an eyeful of Humphries shaking his groove thang and droppin’ it like it’s hot.
“We figured since he was unemployed and the soon-to-be husband of Kim Kardashian, a gig at Chippendales might be the perfect job to help restore his faith in women,” a rep for the show told TMZ.
Think about it, Kris. You can dance your troubles away and get your g-string stuffed with dollar bills, to boot.
No word as to whether Humphries will accept the offer.