*Being a parent is a never ending mission. If you’ve got teenagers your job is magnified with drama 24/7.

Kids these days, just like when you were their age, love doing things they shouldn’t. And for some of them, getting high off of booze is a thrill they seek out.

But of course the real game is doing it so their parents don’t have a clue. After all it’s easy to tell if someone’s been boozing it up because you can smell it on their breath, right?

Well, that used to be case. Nowadays, inventive teens lushes are getting their buzz on by soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them both anally and vaginally to get drunk. Apparently this creative method of imbibing is potent, allowing for the alcohol to enter the bloodstream quickly and efficiently without passing through the stomach.

Whoa!

Just in case anybody is thinking this is a really cool idea, know that this route of consumption results in alcohol poisoning due to the inability to gage the amount of alcohol consumed, and permanent damage to the vaginal (and anal) walls.

Watch this report from KPHO, a CBS affiliate in Phoenix to find out how it’s done.