(top) Michael Burns, 21, and Brandon Arnold, 24, roomates who went on an unsuccessful, nearly comedic crime spree in Chicago, Friday after Thanksgiving, November 25, 2011

*What the fraggle nackle bull crap is this?!

Justin Timberlake and Timbaland may have thought they would be bringing sexy back, but no way!

Two thieves thought they’d strap on some heels, make-up and tights to not only bring sexy back, but use their sexy to rob unsuspecting folks in Chicago. (more…)