diddy party*You know when Diddy does a party it’s a PARTY!

That’s certainly the case with his post-Grammy shindig at the Playboy mansion this year. And for what he’s charging, hopefully it will be the party to end all parties. But it probably won’t. Anyway, we digress.

According to TMZ, if you’re not fully loaded, don’t even think about trying to get tickets which, by the way, top out a $50 grand!

The cheapest ducat is a slightly more affordable $1,500 and they go up from there — $15,000, $25,000 … all the way up to $50,000 — depending on what services you may require at the black tie affair.

Sources connected with the party promoters tell TMZ, the $50,000 Monster Cabana ticket gets you 2 cabanas, VIP admission for 20 people, buffet dinner, open bar, free bottle service … and 15 dedicated female promotional models.

Thankfully, it’s all for a good cause — the party’s proceeds will go to benefit the Angelwish Foundation for children afflicted by HIV/AIDS.

Well hell, in that case, we’ll take 4, no, make that 6.