Um, er, Mr. Carlos Boozer, you play for the NBA Chicago Bulls and the whole world already knows you’re bald (see photo below). So why did you do it?
In case you don’t know what Boozer did, the evidence is right in front of you. For some reason, in Sunday’s game against the Celtics, he decided to spray on his hair, so to speak. As you can see, it just doesn’t work.
A big ol’ FAIL is all he gets for his effort.
We’ll just chalk it up as a joke ’cause that’s what it is.