dennis rodman*If it wasn’t for Joe Oliver, this right here would  have definitely qualified for our Morning Mess, too.

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Dennis Rodman is crashing down after his years of partying and experimentation. According to his lawyer, the former NBA star and practicing drag is broke, sick and is losing everything.

He’s also in a predicament. While his finances aren’t in the best condition, he’s owes over $800K in back child support for his 9 and 10-year-old children from his third wife, Michelle Rodman. But that’s not all. He also owes $51,441 in back spousal support and he’s paying $5,000 in monthly child support for another child from a different relationship.

His lawyer says he’s not even able to pay his own living expenses. Oh and by the way, his lawyer is working for free.

“Respondent Dennis Rodman is broke and cannot afford any additional fees,” according to court documents filed on his behalf. He is “extremely sick” and his marketability is diminishing with age and illness, according to court documents.