Bizarro News: Man’s Penis Stolen While He Sleeps?!

*The Lorena Bobbitt story is infamous for the diabolical nature of her crime.

Everyone, even women, cringe at the thought of what she did to her husband.

Not only did she chop off his penis, but she drove down the road and threw it in a field. John Bobbitt knew immediately that she had cut him, so how could someone NOT KNOW that kind of butchery happened to them?

Police in east China’s Zhejiang province report that a man’s penis was stolen while he slept. Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, told police that he was asleep (more…)