evelyn lozada*So all you have to do to get an interview with Oprah is be famous for doing … nothing, marry a jock and break it off in a few days. Well at least that’s the trend.

It was rumored that not only Kim Kardashian won the attention of Oprah, but also Evelyn Lozada scored a spot on Oprah’s proverbial couch.

The recent victim of domestic violence would have joined the media mogul on “Oprah’s Next Chapter” to certainly talk about her 40-day marriage and supposedly walk through that fateful night’s events from the dinner, to the condom receipt to the call to the po-po.

But it was all a rumor. Her camp denies the reports but confirmed that she will be on OWN’s Iyanla Vanzant’s “Fix My Life.” As we already reported, the episode she appears on was actually recorded before the domestic violence dispute. So she may have to go back on for a refresher.

Other rumors popped up as well, including one that says Evelyn filed for divorce because the reality show got canceled.

It’s a hot mess.