June 19, 2013

Tavis Smiley’s ‘Top 20 Reasons (Excuses) Black Folks’ll Give if Obama Loses’

   

tavis smiley*Tavis Smiley has been feeling his funny bone and has come with 20 reasons why Black folk need to vote in this upcoming election.

Be sure to see Tavis’ last three sentences which drives home his point about voting.

1.              “They said Obama was winning!”

2.              “I didn’t get to the polls, but I did say a prayer for the brotha!”

3.              “You know they wasn’t gonna let no Black man have no two terms!”

4.              “See, what had happened was….”

5.              “I couldn’t get my outfit together!”

6.              “Racism.”

7.              “I must have caught that ‘Romnesia,’ is it 2012 already?”

8.              “They knew in the second term he was finally gonna hook US up!”

9.              “That damn Stacey Dash!”

10.           “They suppressed my vote!”

11.           “I’m part of the black bourgeoisie 1%, I had to vote for RoMONEY!”

12.           “That line was too long!”

13.           “I ran by the house right after work cause I had forgot my sample ballot; got me something to eat, sat down for a quick minute, and….”

14.           “Girl, it was raining!”

15.           “They stole it!” (Not impossible)

16.           “It’s a C-O-N-spiracy!”

17.           “The media. Ok…Fox News Channel.”

18.           “The Illuminati took him out … he wasn’t going along with the program.”

19.           “I had to work that day.”

20.            “I thought that was NEXT Tuesday! Dang, my bad.”

All jokes aside, too many close elections are decided by the margin of eligible voter absence at the polls.  Turnout matters.

What’s YOUR excuse going to be?


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Comments

  1. here comes the mofo again! Win or lose, he still will NEVER accomplish what Obama has, and that is the number ONE reason why he is STILL hatin!

    • musbdherbs says:

      Spoken like a true member of the Obama Cult. Criticize anyone seen as even remotely critical of the POTUS.

      • I don’t subscribe to anyone’s cult, I just have my own opinion, and I call it as I see it. I see anyone who don’t own OBAMA poison dart’s have to be classified as brainwashed fools, so if that is the case, on the flip side of that, what would that make you? Who don’t show one objective thought about Obama, which makes anything you say suspect! Pehaps you are of the Tavist (Obama didn’t call me one time, so Imma sideline bully him every chance I get) cult! Since it’s only about ten of yall, it’s more like a “club” Maybe ya’ll can expand to meeting every month at each other’s house for sobs sandwiches and soda!

        • musbdherbs says:

          Anyone who describes Tavis and those of us w/like minds as owning “Obama darts” is indeed a member of the cult. As the founding member of the cult, I do know that when you choose to attack the messenger and never deal w/the substance of anything seen as an “Obama critique,” then that automatically qualifies you for membership into the Obama Cult….no subscription necessary.

          It explains who how you could conclude, likely w/a straight face, that I’m not “objective” when Obama is the subject. Here, your “calling as you see’s it” forced you to criticize Tavis…even though he said nothing negative about Obama. Yet, your commentary suggest that he was.

          Again, it’s the Obamaderanged syndrome. A side effect of cult-life.

  2. If Obama loses the election, you can blame/thank Wall Street for bamboozling him. How is it right that an entire news network questions the President’s citizenship for four years to create doubt in voters while a fringe element of the far right demonizes and degrades him? Most of this is financed by the rich who want to keep their stranglehold on the flow of wealth in our country. Watch the white hands apply the Blackface to our first African-American President at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2012/10/bamboozling-obama.html

    • love4parris says:

      OMG dregustudio!!!! Well Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil!!! Let the church say AMEMMM (except for that backslider above musbdherbs) LOL!!!

    • musbdherbs says:

      Riiiight…blame Wall Street although under this same POTUS, they are raking in historic profits. The same Wall Street that continues to respond to Obama’s soliticitations for money.

      MNSBC, the Obama campaign arm, is the same network that ran story after story about Jeremiah Wright and now w/the whole birther movement. This is the same network that employs most of Obama’s “news” supporters.

      But yes, let’s blame the rich.

  3. Don’t worry about Tavis. He was once respected. Casting my vote for Obama today. Anything to keep Matt from getting in.

  4. since tavis doesn’t have a dog in this race he resorts to patronizing our people with stereotypical jokes. what a fucn loser. guess i will use the books that i purchased of his as shyt wipe going forward. cut down on the toilet tissue bill around the house.

  5. OMG, excuse my tone, but you people ARE IDIOTS. This whole list was about telling folks TO GO VOTE, yet you use this opportunity to bash him and say STUPID ish like “he hasn’t accomplished as much as Obama.” LOL! Wtf are you talking about?

    Actually Tavis forgot the number one excuse Black folks will give if O loses: It’s Tavis’ and Cornel West’s fault! They’re haters! They wouldn’t stop criticizing him! Waa Waa Waa!

    IDIOTS! Sometimes I’m so ashamed of “my” people, I promise you!

    • TGen, so is it being clueless or being careless why we get these responses from EUR posters? Are they too clueless to figure out what an article is about, even though it is short and concise enough to get the gist from just browsing it? Or are they so careless that they will just dive in, giving their preconceived opinion, just based on the author?

      Maybe this explains why some of us catch so much flak around here, no matter what we say about Obama.

  6. justsayin says:

    The only idiot is the one who has 2 resort to calling somebody 1 because I choose 2 b a independent thinker and don’t revere you as the voice of EUR! Who voted any of you as the token mc’s and delegated your unobjective views as the only point’ NO ONE! Especially not me! I read the article and took offense, and responded as such! If u can’t handle OTHER’s opinions them don’t read it and STFU!

    • Maybe “idiot” was too harsh so I take that back. BUT did you type that you are an “independent thinker?” LOLOLOLOLOLOL

      • musbdherbs says:

        No need to apologize because “idiot” fits the bill. That’s the best possible description.

        People just looked at it, saw it was Tavis, and concluded that he was bashing Obama…even though nothing in his list suggests such.

        They are idiots. Just idiots.

  7. nightshift says:

    #4 is funny

  8. Yeah, more signs that EUR posters don’t bother to read before responding.
    All I said is If you thought Tavis list was a dis of Obama, then you are either clueless or careless.
    The question is which one are you?

    I’ll let you make the call.

    • musbdherbs says:

      both

    • The fact that my thoughts differ from the majority on this post would classify as “independent” LIU LIULIU (LOOK IT UP) !
      I am neither careless or clueless, as I said, I read it and took offense to the tone of the “top 20″ as another post said, it was condescending, stereotyped and patronizing, his point is that black folks are a bunch of excuses making, lazy, passers of responsibility etc as if those are the only kind of people voting for Obama! I would have been just as offended if Ann Coulter had composed the list! Frankly the list is “careless and clueless” then he attempted to mask it with humor! Gtfoh!

      • A lot of times we judge people by our preconceived notion of them. You clearly say in your first response the he is “hating” because he hasn’t’ accomplished what Obama has.
        Now that’s a stretch for anyone to say about someone like Tavis, when all he has done is try to hold Obama accountable for what is expected from a progressive Democratic president. Of course, you and other “objective” minded individuals view that as hating. So no matter what Tavis says, even when he is trying to get Obama re-elected, you and those of your ilk will view it with suspicion, if not outright contempt.

  9. As far as being called an idiot ill respond the only way you seem to understand being 1 yourself
    YO MOMMA!!!

  10. Regardlesss of how I may personally feel about Tavis, this was simply the reasons black folks will give for not voting if Prez O loses. Some of us if not all have heard these words from someone in our neighborhood or overheard someone telling another one of this lines for past elections. My son heard a man say the reason he wasn’t voting was because Obama was going to win anyway (which would be akin to number 1 on the list). Whatever your choice, whatever your reason for your choice it is important to vote if not before certainly on election day. If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain.

  11. What I started off saying was “here is this mofo again” and I did and stand by my comment that he is a hater! He went well beyond trying to hold Obama accountable, his constant critique was not constructive and frankly counterproductive! He seemed to discount anything “Obama” which made his ranting appear personal. Then he went as far as to infer that those that dont see it his way was blinded by Obama’s blackness and couldn’t possibly support his policies and platform on our own! Just as insulting as this ignorant ass list! So YES I am suspicious of anything Obama related coming from Tavist!

    • musbdherbs says:

      So YES I am suspicious of anything Obama related coming from Tavis

      And there we have it folks! You can’t be objective, independent and suspicious of anything Obama related coming from Tavis all at the same time.

      That’s why you initially said he made this list because he’s jealous that he won’t ever accomplish what Obama has.

      Since you also consider ANY critique of the POTUS as constructive and counterproductive, it’s no surprise that would consider Tavis a hater…even though you can’t find any statements to back up your assertion.

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