chinese food delivery car thief *Haven’t you heard some really bizarre crack stories?

Like “A crack head broke into my house and tried to sell me my own necklace?”

Or “A crack head broke into the Baskin Robbins and started selling ice cream on the street with a spoon, but no cups or cones.”

Well, those days are back again.

Some fool in Hartford, Connecticut, took off in a chinese food delivery car and continued to deliver the man’s orders for him so he could pocket the cash.

Keith Hinds, 45, was able to get away with at least one delivery before the cops caught up to him.