Evelyn Lozada*Oh boy did Chad Johnson have a merry Christmas, or what?

On Christmas day, a sex tape of the NFL player got loose on the Internet somehow.

He says it wasn’t his doing, and is now looking into hooking up with the FBI to stop it getting out any further.

And his former wife, Evelyn Lozada, actually responded sympathetically (in her special mind trick way) to the situation via Twitter.

“Stripper W athlete = Boring sex tape #Snoozer.”

Her followers seem to agree. One Twitter fan wrote, “so they put up ochocinco sex tape … nobody cares if it aint with @EvelynLozada.”

The tape was actually from three or four years ago, before he and Evelyn were together, a source told HollywoodGossip.com.

While Chad says he’s got nothing to do with the leak, he did admit starring in the home video with two chicks, one of which is video model Wankaego.