*At one time, we thought that Walmart was the exclusive stompin’ grounds for aliens that live among us like those in Men in Black.
But, through some intensive research, they weren’t hard to find and they are everywhere.
They’re folks like the lady with the longest toe nails anyone has ever seen, the girl who likes to blow-dry her teeth.
How about the dude that planked on a tiger. And the chick that ate her own fist…yuck!