samantha kurdilla

Samantha Kurdilla, 22, was caught with drugs in her “coochie” coming back into the U.S. from Mexico.

*There usually isn’t any laws in crime, but there are certain unsaid blasphemous commandments.

And one of them is, “Thou shalt not text the crime you’re committing.”

According to The Smoking Gun, Samantha Kurdilla, 22, was just on a leisurely walk back into the U.S. from Tijuana, Mexico, “arm-in-arm” with what we assume is her partner in crime, James Perry.

Well, once the Border dogs alerted police to a smell emanating from Kurdilla’s “groin area” Perry immediately disassociated himself from her yelling “I’m not with her!”