*Everyone’s New Year’s resolution seems to be to lose weight.
But, no one wants to hit the gym, drink water and get their fruits and veggies in for the rest of their life in a quest to have the ultimate body.
So, the American weight loss industry has produced more diets and exercise machines than we have room to mention.
But this time, anti-fitness, anti-diet supporters have hit an all-time bizarro-level with their newest invention created to keep you eating anything you want while losing weight at the same time.
That’s right, boys and girls! Prepare for the AspireAssist Aspiration Therapy System. The system essentially attaches to a faucet called a “Skin Port” valve after doctors surgically insert a tube into your stomach and thread it to the port.
The port is then attached to a compact, portable machine that sucks the contents from your stomach
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