May 23, 2013

Bizarro News: Pastor Gets Flock to Believe His Penis Has ‘Sacred Milk’

   
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Brazilian Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto was arrested for convincing followers to give him oral sex for his “sacred milk” filled penis.

*Over 30 years ago, James Jones got all of his worshippers to drink a lethal mixture of kool-aid, but after hearing what the latest loser pastor got his followers to drink, I think I’d opt for the kool-aid.

The latest wack job out of Brazil, Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested for bamboozling his followers into believing that his magical penis has “sacred milk” in it that can only be released into their mouths, thus giving them an instant connection to the Holy Spirit, according to Vatican Crimes.
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  1. EWWW…….I would like to hear some testimonies following that one. Like those who swear by the toilet oops I mean the holy water that healed them and set them free…..lololol

  2. Wolves in sheep clothing….and I’m sure his congregants will defend him saying he is a Man of God when he is a demonic soul that devours amongst the weak. Pure foolery. Yuck!!!!

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