*Over 30 years ago, James Jones got all of his worshippers to drink a lethal mixture of kool-aid, but after hearing what the latest loser pastor got his followers to drink, I think I’d opt for the kool-aid.
The latest wack job out of Brazil, Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested for bamboozling his followers into believing that his magical penis has “sacred milk” in it that can only be released into their mouths, thus giving them an instant connection to the Holy Spirit, according to Vatican Crimes.
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