chubby checker

*You can’t make this stuff up.

Lawyers for rock ‘n’ roll legend Chubby Checker filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against technology giant Hewlett-Packard over a software application that estimates the size of a man’s penis based on his shoe size.

It’s called the Chubby Checker app — and its namesake, born Ernest Evans, is not amused.

The application boasts: “Any of you ladies out there just start seeing someone new and wondering what the size of there (sic) member is? All you need to do is find out the man’s shoe size and plug it in… Now with the Chubby Checker there is no need for disappointment or surprise…”

chubby checker app
The singer’s attorneys sued Hewlett-Packard in Florida on Monday, claiming the company’s marketing department has done “irreparable damage and harm” to their client, reports WENN.