dwyane wade & siohvaughn

Dwyane Wade and Siohvaugh Funces-Wade during happier times

*It’s a fact, it’s cheaper to keeper. But if she be ka-razy, maybe it’s worth it to keep ‘er. Maybe.

Anyway, as you might expect, Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade‘s been doing his damndest to keep the public out of his business regarding his divorce.

Yes, just like you’d do, he’s been trying to keep the details hush-hush, but unfortunately, as Jose Lambiet’s Gossip Extra is reporting, some numbers popped up in court papers recently filed in Miami-Dade County.

And it ain’t pretty.

Wade, 31, is paying ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches-Wade a whopping $25,000-a-month.

That’s in addition to her living and travel expenses, estimated at about $10,000-a-month.

Oh, yes. There was that little $1 million lump sum payment when the divorce became final last year.

And all of that is just a down payment!

Keep in mind that Wade has custody of their two young children, with some visitations for Funches-Wade.

The paperwork appeared in response to the ex-wife’s request to see her two boys more.

But while the divorce is final, some issues are still being debated.

In Miami, it’s about the children.

In Wade and Funches-Wade’s native Chicago, it’s about the money.

You can read what the Chicago situation is all about Gossip Extra.

Let’s just put it this way, Funches-Wade is asking for half of everything Wade made between the time he was drafted by the Miami Heat until their divorce.

Hopefully there wll be enough left for Gabby Union.