semenology mojito*Semen as a mixer?! What tha …

We’ve seen titles change over the years, janitor to industrial engineer, secretary to administrative assistant, and bartender to mixologist.

The question is why did those titles change? Did they change because people with college degrees started taking these positions or did the qualified start adding MORE to the position?

Well semen in drinks might get someone fired and brought up on charges, but Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer, a semen-cooking enthusiast, even thinks that serving semen in a drink or anything else unwittingly is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Photenhauer got into the semen spiking business after a dinner in 2006, that asked the question “spit or swallow.”

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