*We’re going to start reporting stories out of Florida as stories from Planet Florida, because the events coming out of the place are of an extraterrestrial nature.
Deborah Ann Burns allegedly stabbed her partner of six years, Willie Butler, with an eight-inch blade after he got up out of his chair and disrespectfully farted in her face.
They traded barbs and Butler threw a knife at her and missed. But when she returned the favor, she did not! The knife landed in his abdomen, according to the Mirror.