derrick moseley

Derrick Mosley, 22, attempts to rob Oregon gun store with a baseball bat.

*Has your mother ever used the analogy “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight?”

Well, someone out there clearly missed those pearls of wisdom.

Derrick Mosley, 22, armed himself with a baseball fight as he planned the ridiculous crime of robbing a gun store … IN OREGON!

Okay, first of all, we didn’t know there were any black men in Oregon and then the one that surfaces wants to bust in a gun shop, busting up stuff with his baseball bat, thinking he’s going to march off into the sunset as the greatest criminal of all time?