antoine dodson chimney intruder*”Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your dogs, cause everybody gettin’ raped round here.”

Antoine Dodson‘s televised rant goes something like that.

The former You Tube sensation, and embarrassment to African Americans at large, has reportedly been cast by filmmaker Tyler Perry to star in his next film, “A Madea Christmas,” due for release this holiday season.

Makes sense.

However, the water-cooler rumor still hasn’t been officially confirmed by Perry or his alter ego.

“A Madea Christmas” also stars Tika Sumpter, Chad Michael Murray, Larry the Cable Guy, Kathy Najimy and Eric Lively .

Here’s the official synop from Lionsgate:

“Madea gets coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas, but the biggest surprise is what they’ll find when they arrive. As the small, rural town prepares for its annual Christmas Carnival, new secrets are revealed and old relationships are tested while Madea dishes her own brand of Christmas Spirit to all.”

Lionsgate will release it on December 13.

Watch Sassy D discuss his potential role in Tyler Perry’s new joint: