TMZ caught up with the “Smack That” artist at LAX and found out that we Americans have been doing it all wrong. If we were a polygamous society, we’d all be better off.
“If America adopted that culture there would be less domestic disputes. The average guy in the world has a main girl and they got a side chick. And then they got a jumpoff,” he said detailing his theory. “At the end of the day as a male we are natural breeders by nature. We can’t even escape it if we wanted to. Let’s say you put 1,000 guys on one corner and one bad chick walk passed. You gon’ see 1,000 heads go, ‘Damn.’ They don’t even know why they doing it. They’re natural breeders. It’s in their genes, they can’t help it.”
Belly laugh. Oh wait. Wait. There’s more, because monogamy, according to Akon, was not a part of God’s plan.
“Men are put on this earth to breed and the reason why God put multiple women on this earth is for that,” he explained. “When looking at reproduction, there’s always going to be more reproducing than actual reproducers themselves. There’s more to it scientifically, but as humans, women need to take more time to understand men. If they can do that I think things will work out better for us.”
And listen to this one:
“Marriage just solidifies a relationship between a man and a woman spiritually under God’s eyes,” he added. “So, I can be spiritually attached to her, and still be spiritually attached to [another woman], and still be spiritually attached to [another woman.]”
Whoo! We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried!
Watch the interview below while we compose ourselves.