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*Charlie Sheen unloaded on “Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson for his offensive comments made toward gays and African Americans in a recent GQ article.

Via Twitter, the actor went in on the reality star’s bigotry, physical appearance, job, TV show and more.

“You have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine, who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do,” Sheen began. “Well news flash shower-dodger, I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them. Just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down.

It’s long, it’s filled with spelling errors, and it’s after the jump.

Charlie wrote:

hey Mallard brained Phil Robertso!

you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine, who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do. well news flash shower-dodger, I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.

so, just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down.  (I’ll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are abhorrently and mendaciously unforgivable.
the idea that you have a job outside of dirt-clod stacking is a miracle.

the only ‘Dynasty’ you are attached to might be the  re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of your head.

perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the army of scabies and bull weevils sequestered deep in it’s sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you. you’re the only surviving  brain donor I’ve ever known.

when the gators and Egrets kick you out of their hovel, you need to make serious amends to those you have radically offended.

on the eight day when I was whittling my cosmic banjo, I’m pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and locate the nearest Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag; Duck; that was me.