Hey y’all, girlfriend may only be able to fit sideways through the same doorway many of us walk through with ease. And she may have to do a quick exit from the ladies room before others’ realize she was the one who cracked the toilet seat. But dammit, 33-year-old Sarah Massey from Chicago says she will no longer live in shame of her body. So deal with it!
In fact, as the pictures show, this girl appears to be in love.
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