khloe kardashian*Earlier this week budding comedienne, Khloe Kardashian was on “Chelsea Lately” and went in on some recent tabloid stories.

If you missed it, here’s what she said during a monologue:

“In case you’ve never been to the checkout line in a grocery store, my family and I tend to appear in a lot of magazines. I know this might be shocking, but all the stories are 100% false,” the ex-wife of Lamar Odom, who guest hosted for Chelsea Handler, explained.

“If you do the tabloid math, I am currently carrying three different mens babies, but I can confirm that I am not pregnant. If I was, my boobies would actually exist,” she joked.

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