*And this silly, stupid twit now wants to be a panelist on “The View?!”

If that ever happens we give it a week before Whoopi Goldberg either cusses her out, live in front of the world, or slaps the crap out her … or both.

Oh dear, we just distracted ourselves. Oh yeah, where were we? …

Nothing like a platform eh? And guess who is stepping up to the podium with pen in hand?

Sarah Palin.

And her first order of business? To call for president Barack Obama‘s impeachment.

Palin has accused the president of  “purposeful dereliction of duty,” in a column published on She uses the metaphor of an abusive spouse to describe Obama’s treatment of the United States.

“Enough is enough of the years of abuse from this president,” Palin, the former governor of Alaska and 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate, wrote. “His unsecured border crisis is the last straw that makes the battered wife say, ‘no mas.’”

Suggesting purposeful and deliberate intent, Palin suggests that the president left the U.S.-Mexico border unsecured intentionally, echoing a similar stance held by Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) earlier this week.

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