*”911 what’s your emergency?”

Sound familiar? We all know how serious things must be if you have to call those infamous three numbers: 9-1-1.

And while we can appreciate our children having the wherewithal to do this if, heaven forbid, mommy is choking or granddaddy is having a heart attack, have we really, truly sat down with these little boogers and explained what a real emergency looks like?

Apparently not, according to some of the reasons our kids – of all ages – feel the need to place the call.

Laughter permitted.

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