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*Cue “The Odd Couple” theme song…only ScHoolBoy Q says his booty calls with comedian Kathy Griffin hardly makes them a couple.

During an interview Tuesday (Oct. 21) on ESPN’s “Highly Questionable,” the rapper claimed that Griffin, who will turn 54 next month, is his “secret lover.”

Hosts Bomani Jones and Dan Le Batard asked him if she’d also been with A$AP Rocky and Danny Brown, who appeared on her short-lived Bravo talk show “Kathy” after the two had mentioned in an interview (with each other) several months earlier that they would want to have sex with her. (Watch below.)

During that Feb. 2013 “Kathy” broadcast (seen above), the duo participated in a game of sexual dice, in which a player tosses the dice and one die indicates a particular body part while the other die dictates an action. A$AP Rocky’s dice landed on “breast” and “suck.” The rapper immediately put his mouth on one of Griffin’s breasts and groped the other with his hand. In another instance, Danny Brown planted a big kiss on the talk show host.

ScHoolBoy Q was quick to mention that A$AP and Danny Brown’s flirtation with Kathy was for laughs, but claimed that he and Kathy are indeed friends with benefits.

“She hit me up, I come through, I spend the night–I don’t have to say what I do when I spend the night, and I leave. She ain’t tripping,” he casually stated.

Watch Q’s entire interview below.