*Not only did Rihanna suddenly return to Instagram over the weekend, she’s hurled herself into the headlines today over a particular item on her Christmas list.
In a candid interview for Elle magazine’s December issue, the 26-year-old revealed a number of eyebrow raising tidbits. When asked, “What’s the sexiest thing a man has ever said to you?” she shot back, “Any man that tells me what to do is sexy!”
As for what she wants Santa to bring her this year, she answered: “A big, trimmed d—k!!”
Read the full excerpt below:
ELLE: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
RIHANNA: That’s still a secret.
ELLE: What do people misunderstand about you?
Rihanna: I’m shy.
ELLE: What’s the sexiest thing a man has ever said to you?
Rihanna: Any man that tells me what to do is sexy!
ELLE: What’s your mantra?
Rihanna: “F–k bitches, get money!”
ELLE: Your worst fear?
ELLE: The last time you were starstruck?
Rihanna: When I met Aaron Paul at the Spike awards.
ELLE: The best hangover cure?
Rihanna: Ice, Chinese food! And an upside-down trash can and towels, preferably next to the toilet.
ELLE: Are you a good cook?
Rihanna: I’m a fun cook! My specialty is seafood, but I also make the sickest mac ’n’ cheese you will ever taste.
ELLE: If you had to listen to three albums on repeat, what would they be?
Rihanna: KoL’s Only By the Night, Buju Banton’s ’Til Shiloh, and Michael Bolton’s Greatest Hits (1985–1995). And the Waiting to Exhale soundtrack.
ELLE: Do you ever sound like your mother?
Rihanna: My mother doesn’t say much, but that one “ummmm” is a full paragraph of things I was grateful she didn’t say. I catch myself doing that a lot recently.
ELLE: If you weren’t a singer, what would you be?
Rihanna: A wife.
ELLE: If you were a piece of jewelry, what would it be?
Rihanna: I’d be a choker!
ELLE: What’s on your Christmas list?
Rihanna: A big, trimmed d**k!!’