Jason Britcher

Jason Britcher

*Well let’s just hope this crap doesn’t ‘catch on.’

Please forgive me your honor. I was drunk and high and didn’t know what I was doing when I climbed in her window and had my way with her.

Sucking my teeth!

But its probably close to the tale 40-year-old Jason Britcher told, after he admitted mixing gin and cocaine before he crept into the unlocked room of a woman who was still in her party dress, asleep, and then, started to caress her.

Hull Crown Court (in the U.K.) heard the alleged victim thought Britcher was her husband. This is why she said she responded to his advances before she turned around and saw it was the married clerk trying to have sex with her.

Read more at EURThisNthat.