obama on colbert

*President Barack Obama kicked Stephen Colbert off of his own show at George Washington University Monday night, just as the satirical-conservative host was about to do his segment “The WORD,” in which he makes some political talking point while Obama subtitles/punchlines flash on screen.

Once the president took over, he said to Colbert, “How hard can this be? I’m just gonna say whatever you were about to say.”

Colbert quickly ran off in fear and Obama began by upgrading the segment to The DECREE, the subject of which would be “Obamacare: To Health In A Hand Basket.”

President Barack Obama is seen on a television screen as he guest hosts during a taping of Comedy Central's 'The Colbert Report' in Lisner Auditorium at George Washington University On December 8, 2014 in Washington, DC.

President Barack Obama is seen on a television screen as he guest hosts during a taping of Comedy Central’s ‘The Colbert Report’ in Lisner Auditorium at George Washington University On December 8, 2014 in Washington, DC.

Obama began: “Nation, as you know I, Stephen Colbert, have never cared for our president. The guy is so arrogant, I bet he talks about himself in the third person. But even I have to admit that Obamacare is the law of the land and, while it’s been politically divisive, there are things people from both parties like about Obamacare.”

Among the highlights:

“Nearly 7 million signed up last year, and almost 1 million more have signed up in just the past few weeks.”

Written on the screen: [So, Half As Popular As Grumpy Cat Video]

“How do you stop something that more and more people are starting to like?” Obama asked.

[Move It To CBS?]

“Well, first off, now that the Republicans control both the House and the Senate, they could pass a bill repealing Obamacare. But the president still has the veto. And, if I know that guy, he’s willing to use it,” Obama said.

[POTUS Interruptus]

“And, even if Republicans somehow did repeal it, they’d have to replace it with their own healthcare plan.”

[Fracking The Elderly?]

“I believe there’s only one surefire way to kill this thing,” Obama speculated.

[Deny It Healthcare]

“We have to make signing up for Obamacare unappealing to young people.”

[Send Request Via LinkedIn]

“Now the new website works, and most young people can get covered for less than a hundred bucks, how’s the president going to get that message out to the kids? He could try to appeal to them directly through a speech or a press conference, but young people don’t watch real news shows like this one.”

[Or Fake Ones Like Fox]

“They watch comedy shows, and I just don’t see the president going on one of those. They’re beneath his dignity,” Obama said.

[But Above His Approval Rating]

Colbert did his Comedy Central show from Washington after hosting the Kennedy Center Honors one night earlier; at that event, he’d joked that “the most powerful and influential person in the world” was seated in the mezzanine — FLOTUS Michelle Obama, who was sitting next to POTUS, which could only mean she has no political aspirations.

Last week, Colbert announced he’d booked President Obama for Monday’s special episode of his show, “Stephen Colbert Presents: Mr. Colbert Goes To Washington D.C. Ya Later, Legislator: Partisan Is Such Sweet Sorrow: A Colbert Victory Lap, ‘014.” This marks the penultimate week of The Colbert Report; he’s heading to CBS to take over Dave Letterman’s gig.

“I cannot overstate how huge this is,” Obama said. “I am so honored to be sitting down with the man who sat down with Bill O’Reilly.”

Watch the whole segment below: