*Dang, as if being burned by a pot of hot grits is not enough (Wink. Wink. Its a think back thing), an Oregon woman will now serve time in prison for admittedly throwing hot bacon grease on an ex-boyfriend. This, while he was sleeping.
That’s one helluva way to wake somebody up. Sends this body into spasms just thinking about it.
Defense attorney Brian Schmonsees said this about the thought of his client, Shiree Franklin, being in prison, “I’m not particularly happy about it. It’s going to put a good woman in prison.”
Well, I guess he had to say something.
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