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*Oh bruh. Seriously?

Not that the thought never crossed our minds. Oh who am I kidding? The thought NEVER crossed my mind. But this guy actually did it.

He was so desperate to get out of those expensive, pesty parking tickets, he posed as his fictitious, blind twin brother in a laughable attempt to delay court hearings on several motor vehicle summonses, according to authorities.

Olawale Agoro, of Hackensack, New Jersey, is now facing charges of hindering apprehension, false swearing and resisting arrest.

Agoro received five summons during a July 31 traffic stop, Rochelle Park police tells The Record. But Agoro pulled his ‘trump card’ during a September court appearance, where authorities said the 58-year-old Agoro claimed to be his twin brother “Tony.”

Read more at EURThisNthat.