*This is not funny, so why am I laughing so hard.
Diego Martinez-Espinoza is a Mexican national who was in the U. S. illegally. He was under house arrest for suspicion of drug dealing and somehow came up with the idea to slip out of the court-ordered GPS he had been wearing for weeks, and put it on his cat.
Now U.S. marshals are having a fit trying to catch up him.
Read more at EURThisNthat.