*I so wanted to write a different headline for this, but luckily, I thought against it.

But I will say this, for those folks walking around thinking bigger is better, think again.

A Nigerian woman has filed divorce papers on account of not being able to handle the size of her husbands’ huge penis, according to Nigerian media reports.

And get this, the couple had only been married a week.

Story continues at EURThisNthat.