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*Now readers, before you go mistaking this incident for an episode of “Being Mary Jane” where successful news host, “Mary Jane Paul” (played exquisitely by Gabrielle Union) steals semen from her boyfriend, “David Paulk” (played with genuine swagger by fine ass Stephen Bishop) and freezes it to impregnate herself later on…stop it.

This ain’t that.

As “Elliott” told a friend in the film “ET” who asked why he couldn’t just beam the little alien back up…

This is real life.

A woman who used a turkey baster to inseminate herself with “material” from someone she called a friend, has lost her rights to be the sole parent of the child because an Appeals court judge in Richmond, Virginia has granted parental rights to the man who fathered the child.

Read more at EURThisNthat.