What kind of crazy, dumbassness is this?!
A 23-year-old woman named Angelic Isabella Valle was arrested on Thursday on lewd and lascivious conduct charges after she poured ketchup on her naked body in a Johnny Rockets restaurant at Miami Beach.
Local 10 reports that the incident began when a topless Valle, 23, was observed spitting down from the second floor and then came down to start turning over tables and chairs.
Witnesses say that she was breathing heavily and laughing and that her eyes were wide.
Believe it or not, it gets even crazier. The report says she then took off bikini bottom and lay naked on a table while pouring ketchup over herself. On top of that she allegedly placed a steel chair in her buttocks.
When police arrived, Valle grabbed a towel and said “Look me up on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.”
Valle and her father appeared in bond court on Friday, where her father claimed that she has a history of mental illness. A judge has since ordered a mental evaluation for Valle.
For what it’s worth Valle posted this to Facebook:
“Ya’ll saw a Jamaican woman. Listen to Vybz Kartel and he’ll explain why I did what I did.”
Reggae artist Vybz Kartel is serving a life sentence for murder.