*For those who ask: Is there anything we won’t talk about? The answer is apparently, “No.”

It seems nothing is sacred in this new day and age; so all bets are off when it comes to having even a modicum of common decency. So why not have a little fun with something no one can escape: the truth about the smelly after-effects of… there’s no easy way to say this, pooping.

Or should I say, what the after-effects could be…

You’ve seen those commercials where the British lady is speaking so eloquently about the smelly after-affects of going to the Loo. She shares how we “… would not believe the mother-load I just dropped!” and reminds us that there is nothing worse than stinking up the shared toilet at work; or the toilet at a party, or the one at your lover’s apartment.

True. There is little worse than that. 

Now there’s another new ad about disguising that smelly substance we call poop. And it involves spritzing.

That same British lady, whose name is Bethany Woodruff (she’s from Scotland) and resides in Utah, must be on her way to a million bucks by now. Her newest poo-pourri commercial begins…

“My butt trumpet is about to blow!”

Read (and see) more if you dare at EURThisNthat.