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*I love swimming in the nude.

Everything free and flopping around.

Wearing swim trucks while swimming is, I’d imagine, like women wearing a bra while…doing everything. So I’m sure you don’t begrudge me the pleasure. And in return, I’ll invite you over to swim in my pool sometime.

And that’s the difference between how I spend my days off in the summer and what this dude did: he went swimming nude in shark invested waters off the coast of Hawaii and almost lost a foot doing it.

Now, I have a size 12 foot, and I’m absolutely certain that a shark watching me from below would see and  go for another part of my anatomy if he saw me swimming in the buff out in the ocean. He wouldn’t be able to help himself.  I’m popular.

But Paul O’Leary decided to go for it. So did the shark.

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