Jessica Rabbit

*Dolly Parton famously said “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”

Parton PREACHED!  No one has taken that statement to heart more than Cassandra, the transgender woman who’s spent over $200,000 in her misguided effort to look like “Jessica Rabbit,” the animated female lead in the 1989 feature film Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

On a recent episode of the plastic surgery show “Botched,” Cassandra tells her doctors that she’s having trouble breathing out of her Michael Jackson-esque new nose. While she’s in for that snip snip, she tells them she wants to have her waistline redone, so that it more closely resembles Ms. Rabbit’s.

During the episode, she outlines all of the work she’s had done, including procedures on her cheeks, lips, brow, ass, breasts, and hips.

“The only thing I haven’t had done, she says, “is my heart.”

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