*And here I am just trying to get the eyeglass marks on my nose erased. That’s so last week. What the hell was I thinking?

 Apparently, women who are unsatisfied with the size and shape of their vajayjay are doing something about it.

According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ASAPS), there has been an increase in the number of women who have chosen to reconstruct their honey pot.

This, to the tune of 49% over a one year period.

Dr. Jennifer Walden, a spokesperson for ASAPS, says labiaplasty is “one of the most popular cosmetic procedures in women.”

Where the hell have I been?

And lets not even talk about wrapping your brain around the fact that women scrutinize their coochie so closely that they even think about “customizing” it!

Read more (if you dare) at EURThisNthat.